I want to be a Wolfstar shipper. I really do. They’re my two favorite characters and it would make sense to ship them. But all the fanfic I’ve read is just…really poorly executed and makes me cringe.
So please, someone recommend a Remus/Sirius fic that will give me no choice but to want them to be together forever. PLEASE.
Do you know why there are no good fics?
Becuase their character do not amount to a relationship. You have to change thier characters to the point it makes you cringe. Mr Silent but strong becomes submissive little lap dog. And the ever confident, cocky, adventourous Black becomes this wimpy little Rem I love you hand holding little girl.
Also, you have to ignore the reckless side of sirius Black including that part that sold Remus down the river for a prank on Snape. I LOVE watching wolfstar shippers trying to explain how Sirius doing the most utterly selfish thing you could possibly do that could ahve ruined remus’ entire life is actually him showing love.
You would not do that to someone you love.
To make it work, thier characters have to change, hence why it will always be cringey and bad and just plain awful. There’s so many better ships out there for those two people. Find them. Stop suffering through the lovey dovey out of character crap people do for those two wonderful characters.
Peeves could you cut it out … and stop with the kissing thing. She’s my friend! You’ll give people incorrect ideas!
But it will be very noble of you. No, I’m just joking. I would not want to hit you with a book and risk breaking one of your fragile bone.
I’m not fragile! I’m anything but fragile! You should see me every f- time I have to lift Slughorn’s potion ingredients onto all the shelves.
No, I mean, I used you as an example like… ‘spill your drink on me one more time and I will hit you with my book like I did to Remus that one time.’ Unless you want to take their punishment.
Take thier punishment? But I haven’t done anything worthy of being hit by books…
I may or may not have used you as an example to threaten this kid.
Why would you need to hit me with books anyway? If anything, you should be hit with them. You know… not by me of course…
Why is there a rumour floating around that you hit me with books?
And you see far too much bad where there’s good, well at least when it comes to yourself that is. I’ll make you believe the truthfully great things about you if it’s the last thing I do. My boundaries? I, well, when it comes to you I don’t think I have any boundaries.That means I have evidence that Marlene isn’t allergic to textbooks like she tried to claim back in third year.
Then you’ll kick you and me out of the professors good books.
Well, I see good in you, if that helps. Well, that might be dangerous when it comes to distracting you as you do my assignments. Dangerous and terrifying, but certainly fun. For the hitting me with books thing, I wish she’d be allergic, but for the homework of mine she steal, I know she is not. Perhaps we should starve her of homework steal? Sirius too.
I’m surprisingly okay with that in regard to myself, as long as you’re the reason.
That’s not what I see. I see a guy with a strong nose,nice thick hair and he might be tall, but lanky isn’t a word I would use to describe him any more. Not to forget his kind eyes and smile. I personally like your genes. A question of boundaries? That could be dangerous to ask.I’m hesitant to say this without sounding mean, but the sight of Marlene with textbook in hand is a rather rare one. I don’t blame you.
We’re going to have to work on that. I can’t have have you letting me be the reason to breaking your spotless record.
You see far too much good in the bad Mare. I might agree the lanky thing has gone slightly with age, but that’s about all you’ll get out of me. As for kind eyes, I can’t even compete with yours, so I won’t try. Now I’m tempted to ask… So consider this me asking. Rare, unless you’re Remus Lupin. Then textbooks come from everywhere and she magically can hold more than two.
What if I’d like you to be?
Hmm, I don’t know, I think your Lupin genes have graced you with more that just possible good eyesight. That depends on how you distract me… and as long as you remember it would be your assignments that suffer.Well, that makes sense. I did see Marlene throw books at you last year.
Does that make hanging out with me unhealthy for you then?
Absolutley not. I have a long nose, awful hair which never seems to stay as I wish it to, both thanks to dad, and a long lanky body thanks to my mother. These genes don’t do any good. Outstanding grade assignments or the ability to distract you how I please… The question to ask is where my boundaries would lie? She did. My fault. I still don’t like the sight of her with a textbook in hand. Makes the brusies ache.
Never. My assignments might argue otherwise. Everything else agrees with me.